tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7844225158446077078.post4306075672792882227..comments2012-08-24T19:16:25.667-04:00Comments on SipSlowly: THE SHORT LISTJoseph Boroskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13136165112033330445noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7844225158446077078.post-25630157294012753102010-02-15T10:45:14.082-05:002010-02-15T10:45:14.082-05:00"I see America drinking the fabulous cocktail..."I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. <br />America's getting stinking on something I stir or shake.<br />The Sex on the Beach, the schnapps made from peach, The Velvet Hammer, the Alabama Slammer.<br />I make things with juice and froth, The Pink Squirrel, the Three-Toed Sloth.<br />I make drinks so sweet and snazzy, The Iced Tea, the Kamikaze.<br />The Orgasm, the Death Spasm, The Singapore Sling, the Ding-a-Ling. <br />America, you're just devoted, to every flavor I've got. <br />But if you want to get loaded, Why don't you just order a shot!"<br /><br />T. Cruise (Bar tender, Actor, Poet)Bartnoreply@blogger.com